The Girlfriend Prototype

If you are a girlfriend, chances are you are:


* going out with the love of MY life

* stuying/have studied LANGUAGES

* pretty and adorable-looking

* loved by EVERYONE who knows you

* of the opinion of everybody else

* very smart, but still manage to think the same as everybody else

* quiet, calmed and smiley

* VERY HAPPY

and you HAVE:
and you HAVE

* LOTS of friends

* plans for every hour of every day that do NOT include your boyfriend

* have tiny feet

* a sweet voice

* no need to DIET

* a super-douper-mega-hyper-powerful SELF-ESTEEM

* lots of men at your FEET

* a wonderful carrer

but the WORST IS that no matter how much I hate you, I still can't kick your blooming arse when I see you!!!