I HATE WAXING!!!

Humph!

I'm going to England next week and will probably end up in a beach, somewhere. Impending "swimming suit" wearing has forced me to reconsider removing of "bikini-line" hair. Total disaster. Have tried new waxing system consisting of bands with wax on. I have pulled the damn thing from a "not so populated" area a grand total of 3 bloody times!!! The hairs are still there, perhaps sadder than before. My skin is red and BRUISED. Why, why do I have to go against the overwhelmingly powerful force of nature that clearly wants my pubic hair to remain in place?. I have made a decision: I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I WILL NOT EVER TRY AGAIN TO WAX BIKINI LINE FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE. Come rain, come shine, come lovely, cute prince charming. I am resolute.

Just for the record, the bands with wax on have worked quite well on legs.